Porn is love you can see.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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