My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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