theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
nutella sex= disaster
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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