It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I need moral support for this bender
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
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