But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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