East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
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