David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
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