Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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