she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I currently don't understand fingers.
Randomize
