i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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