Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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