i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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