That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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