He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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