Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
