I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
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