at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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