I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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