just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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