Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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