You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
