Your dad touched me again.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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