I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
COCAINE IS GR8
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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