his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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