ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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