i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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