I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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