Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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