so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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