the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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