I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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