There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
Randomize
