her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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