I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Randomize
