i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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