we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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