The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
you didnt know i had herpes?
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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