Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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