I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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