we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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