all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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