so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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