She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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