how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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