Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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