I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I love you.
Bad choice
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