I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
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