Your tits are I can't wait for
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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