I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Randomize
