I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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